February 2012
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the-tardis-has-landed:
mypatronusisyou:
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
And Stephen Colbert!
Do we really need anyone else?
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here's a fun new game
worb:
you send me an answer and i’ll make up a question to go with that answer
reblog and add one word to this post, let's make a...
sher-fucking-locked:
belowtheprecipice:
blumberberry:
friendlycalibrator:
darnstockholm:
suchirolle:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
lesleaf:
heyitspj:
aqua-twin:
internetfeet:
miramoondarling:
emikurohana:
aimni:
imjustaninja:
red-velvet-vodka:
Once
There
was
a
potato
named
glados
ketchum
who
hit
on
pokemon
and
was
sneezing
vacuums
...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Screw Friday.
ohsonfty:
Monday is now the most anticipated day of the week.
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
doctorwho-doctorinsano:
sher-fucking-locked:
belowtheprecipice:
pendet:
thankyousirmayihaveanother:
foryouistellify:
kordova:
bakeryheiress:
deliciousandmoist:
bertway:
deadmangensokyoland:
karkerella:
karkerella
txt it
deadnabgebsiyiland
AIUHFIURHGIUHRIUHGR THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR HAVING LONG URLS
berfwag
okay
deliciousajdj98r
well, at least one word is correct
...
"Butterflies can't see their wings. They can't see...
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m0ri4rty:
CHICKETY CHINA
THE CHINESE CHICKEN
YA HAVE A DRUMSTICK
AND YA BRAIN STOPS TICKIN
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